A primer on introductory French language recordings
Michel Thomas:
Features a person of totally ambiguous gender with an apparent learning disability. If you are concerned that you might be a bit slow, this La Cage aux Folles motherfucker will make you feel like a polyglot genius. Listen to hir mangle simple conjugations! “Aaah, I get confused!”
Coffee Talk podcasts:
Dazzle your wee auricles with a Scot(?) and an Australian weaving back and forth between semi-passable Gallic accents and how you imagine commenters on Daily Mail articles sound. “Coleen McLoughlin looks good in a bikini and is learning French! She listens to tapes in the tanning bed.”
Pimsleur:
Holy Christ on a stick, daterapists.
Bonjour, mademoiselle. Est-ce que vous voulez quelque chose a manger maintenant?
Non maintenant. Je voudrais quelque chose a boire.
Ouais, mademoiselle. Chez moi?
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jackrusher said:
When Leitha played me some of her Pimsleur lessons, they did seem a bit… forward.
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