M: What are you watching?
D: Species.
M: You know what always bothered me about that movie?
D: What?
M: They made the alien too hot. Natasha Henstridge? If aliens are smart enough to invade Earth, they should know you need an alien that’s attractive enough to get dudes to inseminate her gross alien egg nest, but not so hot she wouldn’t escape notice.
D: O…kay.
M: Like, me. I would make a good alien. If I had to, I could probably get dudes to secretly fertilize a gross egg sac. But nobody would consider it out of the ordinary.
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notandersoncooper said:
I disagree. Mollycule cause just as much stir in world loins as Henstridge. More actually.
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